As is rather well known, Muslims have the funny habit of appropriating other people’s holy sites or just property and announcing that they’re now a Muslim holy site. This is particularly helped, when Mohammed FBUH (Fleas Be Upon Him) had visited there, or someone had claimed he visited there or someone could make up a wacky story about him being taken there by an angel on a flying horse. (Seriously, if you’ve got an angel already, why do you also need the flying horse? It seems redundant.)
In any case Muslims have now announced the 5 new holy sites they will be naming. As per usual these sites will now become off limits to non-Muslims and Muslims will be entitled to fight a Jihad to recover them back into Muslim hands.
It has come to the attention of the followers of the prophet that Mohammed once visited Hell and remained to reside there permanently. As such Hell is now the holiest Muslim site there is. Shortly all the remaining Muslims will be making pilgrimages there to be with their prophet.
All non-Muslims are asked to stay away from Hell, as this is now exclusively Muslim property, reserved for Muslims only.
We hope they will be very happy there.
The other sites can be seen here Thanx to Sultan Knish
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(Via avideditorla’s shared items in Google Reader.)
(Via The Avid Editor's Insights.)
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